Dave vs. The Goose

Looks like this kid has things under control, which most unfortunately wasn't the case with my sister's brother-in-law, Dave, as his meeting with fowl ran horribly, well, afoul. Seems when he was a kid he went to feed a goose (or maybe it was a swan?) that promptly grabbed hold of his arm with its beak, and would not let go despite Dave's squeezing it's long neck with his free hand. When his brother came upon the scene, with the bird firmly attached to Dave's arm and Dave strangling its skinny neck, neither combatant letting go, he couldn't decide who was screaming louder: Dave or the goose!